Life Support

For your own well being, don’t talk to me before I’ve had at least one cup of coffee

"Have you ever stared down the barrel of a shotgun? That barrel looks huge when its pointing you in the face."

- a not so wise coworker 

I only just had a realization that this kinda pertains to life in a weird sort of way.  From a distance it seems small, but things can be quite scary when staring you right in the face… love, relationships, work, change.  Now lets just not get trigger happy.

Not My First Rodeo

  • Sir: Your production is taking up all the parking on this street!
  • Office: Yes, that is generally what our permits permit us to do.
  • Sir: You can't do that! It's a nuisance to the neighborhood and I'm going to report you to the city!
  • Office: Would you like the main or direct number?

China

  • POC: My oldest just told my youngest he came out of mommy's butt. I had to explain to him that no he came out of mommy's vagina.
  • APOC: My Nephew used to call it china.
  • POC: Pretty much, I mean it produces everything and no one understands it.

Exceling in Life

Thinking in spreadsheets would be more like C37 and less like down two over one… Kinda like battleship

I like working next to #sesamestreet I got this cool #Elmo water bottle #swag (at Kaufman Astoria Studios)

I like working next to #sesamestreet I got this cool #Elmo water bottle #swag (at Kaufman Astoria Studios)

My whole life I’ve been told that I looked like Christina Ricci… more specifically Wednesday Addams.  Hazard of having fair skin and dark hair, I guess… So here is a TBT geared towards that.

One of these photos may or may not be Christina Ricci

Who let me #play with #swords at #work? Oh wait, I did!  #nyc #television #mauraproblems

Who let me #play with #swords at #work? Oh wait, I did! #nyc #television #mauraproblems

#football on a #boat #jets #hudson #statueofliberty #nyc

#football on a #boat #jets #hudson #statueofliberty #nyc

mapletaurus:

For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.

Thank you for this.  Huge pet peeve of mine…

mapletaurus:

For those who confuse “could care less” and “couldn’t care less” here is the greatest unprofessional chart you will ever see.

Thank you for this.  Huge pet peeve of mine…

(via ilovecharts)